Hello. I’m Luís Torres. As you must know by now, by virtue of the fact that you are reading this, I regularly write the blog “Tales of Torres.” This time around, I’ve decided to step aside and let a “guest columnist” write in this space. So, below you’ll find an essay by the inimitable conservative writer Ben Dejo.
“Why Hilary Clinton Should Be Stopped and Possibly Even Put in Jail”
By Ben Dejo, Loyal American
Hilary Rodham Clinton thinks she’s a shoo-in to get the Democratic nomination for president in 2016. She thinks she will get elected president. That would be a disaster for America the Beautiful. We have to stop her. Get your torches and pitchforks ready, should it come to that. This woman is dangerous and probably a criminal besides. And let’s not forget the fact that she’s not mentally fit.
Everybody knows she’s got brain damage. And she’s probably mentally ill to boot. Remember when she slipped and fell at her mansion in the waning days of her stint as Secretary of State? Well, she hit her head pretty darn hard. Got a concussion and got her marbles scrambled real good. Notice how she practically disappeared soon after that, right at the end of her job in the State Department? That’s because her people wanted to cover up her brain damage. They didn’t fool me.
Remember when – in her last days as Secretary of State – she showed up at a Congressional hearing on the Benghazi fiasco wearing those weird glasses? Those glasses with the tiny criss-cross lines in them were supposed to help her focus her vision, following the head banging. That’s what they wanted you to believe. But those glasses were just another indication of her brain damage. She’s still got that brain damage, if you ask me. She’s in no position to make life-and-death decisions about this great country of ours. I have a friend of mine, named Al Bondigas, who’s a doctor. And he tells me those glasses and the kind of head knocking Hilary Clinton had are good signs that she lost some of her marbles. Her brain wiring is kind of short-circuited. I believe Dr. Bondigas knows what he’s talking about, and as soon as he gets his medical license re-instated (after that unfortunate, misunderstood episode involving his experiment with electricity and that faking “Alzheimer’s patient”), he plans to go public about what he knows about Hilary Clinton’s mental incapacity. Just wait for those revelations.
Remember how she seemed dazed and confused in answering questions about Benghazi during that Congressional hearing? Say no more. But I shall.
And that brings me to that whole Benghazi cover up. President Obama and his ilk – including Hilary Clinton – want us to believe that the bombing and burning and killing at the Benghazi U.S. consulate was some kind of spontaneous riot by towel heads angry about some video and still simmering about so-called ruthlessness by the U.S. military in and around the Middle East. Well, it was more than that. I smell conspiracy and Obama/Clinton cover up. Another bit of evidence that shows we must put a stop to Hilary Clinton’s political ambitions. Maybe she should be put on trial for her sneaky actions associated with Benghazi. I’m just saying.
I have another friend, a former CIA agent named Bien Tapado, who agrees with me. He knows a thing or two about conspiracies and sneaky government doings. He tells me that a highly placed source at the Central Intelligence Agency told his sister-in-law about covert documents showing how Clinton is complicit in lots of shenanigans. And his sister-in-law told my neighbor who told me that it’s all true. Need I say more?
And that’s not all. There is that open secret about Hilary Clinton’s sexual orientation. Everybody knows she’s a woman who enjoys the company of other women. Heck, would Bill Clinton have felt the need to find, shall we say “fulfillment” in the White House with that intern way back when if Hilary was taking care of business at home. We all know what Hilary is. I know someone who knows someone who knows a certain Washington insider named, Tonto Sabe Nada, who has pictures of Hilary Clinton with a certain lawyeress behind close doors. I have another who can conifrm that. His name is Roberto Oso. His friends call him Bob: Bob Oso. Those pictures night end up on the Internet. I’m just saying. Is that the kind of person we want running the country. The public should know what it’s getting if Hilary Clinton runs for president. Would I lie to you? Who are you going to believe? Me or Hilary Clinton?
So, as the preliminary strategies leading to the initial steps of the 2016 race start to heat up and gain traction for the primaries and then the general election, beware of the Hilary Clinton juggernaut intended to head to the presidency. You can fool some of the people all of the time and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can’t make a horse drink after you lead him to the water. Think about that when you think about Hilary Clinton.
– Ben Dejo, Loyal American